Children's Day should be a full public holiday
Because in the real sense of it, we're all children. No be my mama born me ni? I'm her childdd😭
So, today is Children’s Day and my boss said I should still come to work😭💔. Forghusake Oga, I’m very much still a child sir and I deserve to be celebrated😪. And you knowww sir! If Oga doesn’t bring children’s day gift for me or celebrate me, should I walk out of the office? Even though he may give me query o. Ehn, but I’m still a child naw😭, I have a very valid reason.
Na Oga sabi sha🤷🏽♀️.
Wagwan fellas 🫡. How do you do on this fine Monday morning? If you’re doing children’s day anywhere, while I’m heading to battle Monday traffic, abeg gettattt😒. Shey you cudun ask me earlier in the week for Oga’s contact so that you’ll whine him and he’ll give me a break today?😑 When I woke up this morning, my sister didn’t even bother to leave the bed, because it’s children’s day and she’s still in school😒. She just left me to bother with Lagos Monday traffic all by myselfff. Am I not a childdd toooo😭? Anyhow sha, I take my L in pride and dignity😞😌.
See ehn, if you see me anywhere this week, just hug me abeggg🙏🏽. I may be smiling o, but I’m going through a lot😫. Ah! I’m emoshonally dancast🤧. I need as many hugs as possibleeee. Just hug me and make me emoshuna small 🥹. I promise I’ll hug you back 🫂. Abi you’ll book a trip for us to the Maldives🥹? Omo, in this Lagos ehn, it’s like everybody is trying to get a piece of me, but can’t seem to get in. It’s like trying to chew hard ponmo, but the ponmo sef na alagidi plus. That’s the story of my life rn😞😂😂. It’s not me that Lagos will use wahala to kill.
Ehen, how far egbon Bob na? I’ve not even heard gist about him in a while now. Na so im sef go fade be dat?😭😂😂. It used to be so funny hearing his stories sha. Now, he’s in kirikiri prison. Omo😂. Abeg, make una dey on the right side of the law o. You fit be baller today, make Nigerian government arrest you for not balling properly, make you sef land for Kuje Prison. Ah sorry, they said it’s not prison again o, it’s correctional centre😂. Correctional centre ko. E sure me die say Idris go still spray moolah after this his term😭😂. I dey go kirikiri soon sha, in case you go like tag along. No fear o, na just visit🤣🤣. At least if I no go fit see Bob for regular gatherings, EFCC don cage am for me🤭😂.
In my own wedding sha, we’ll spray o. If you like go and blow whistle, that’s your consain o. Na me dem go kuku spray, no be say na me dey spray, so EFCC no fit carry me go😌.
I’ve been trying to eat healthier lately cos my mum has been complaining that I eat too much junk. I actually do😞. So, in a bid to start healthy eating, on Thursday, I decided that it was fruits I’d eat the whole day o. That’s how I bought golden melon and watermelons, diced them, and ate. I was filled after eating these fruits, and I was very fulfilled too. Y’know, eating healthy and being filled too!! Omo, na so 2 pm reach, I neva chop anything aside the fruits. I wasn’t even feeling hungry then o, I was just getting signs that omo, craze go soon start for my belle. Sheeett!!! 4:30 pm reach!!!! I cudun copeee😭😭. My tummy was making soundsssss😭😂. I didn’t want to stand up too, so I waited till I’d left the office. 4:45 like this, I packed my baggage and literally ran to look for food. I sha saw one fast food restaurant and sharp sharp, I bought meatpie, doughnuts and sprite. Healthy eating isn’t for the weak o😭. I almost broke down if not for those snackssss. Now, my question is, which will tackle which? Shey it’s the fruits that will conquer the snacks and grow my body, abi it’s the snacks that will conquer the fruits😭. I never sabi, but I’m rooting for the fruits sha, even tho I wasn’t loyal 🙇🏽♀️.
Whatever you do in this life, aside from not buying Sweet Sensation’s burger, do not buy Super Chefs’ doughnuts. It’s unapologetically wwubbishhh😭. They’re the ones I bought the doughnuts from and mann, dem no sabi that thing abeg. Because why was there raw dough in the middle of the doughnut? Ahn ahn nau😭. Silly waste of ₦800 ( I bought 2😫) Even their meat pie sef, leaves much to be desired. Meat no even dey inside the yeye meat pie. It was just that filling. By the way, please what is that grey and yellow thing they use to put inside meatpie? Yes, I confess, I no sabi am, beht I dey chop am. I’m sure you don’t know it too, but you eat it like that😭😂. If you do know what the filling is called and what it’s made up of, pliss enlighten meee🙏🏽😂.
Sometimes I wonder… What if I wasn’t born into the kind of family and society I was born into? What if I didn’t have the upbringing or opportunities I had and still have? What if I was born in the trenches, or worse still, the ghetto? I’d be a ghetto girl, abi lady. Omo, ghetto for sabi sha🤭. I’d probably be like the ‘Queen of the ghetto,’ you know, controlling tings, sipping paraga, smoking cigars and maybe shayo on special occasions.😮💨🤷🏽♀️. I really don’t know jare. I’ve allowed my imagination to run wild there😂😂. But you sef, think am, If you were born in the ghetto, what position in the ghetto would you have assumed?
My imaginations aside sha, I heard that we’ll be returning to our former national anthem. This one no be thoughts o. As how na? As I old reach, I no sabi jack shit for that anthem. The last time wey I hear am na JSS2 Civic class🤲🏽😂. Nigeria we hail thee ko😂😂 If you know it sha, we can arrange one or two, make you teach me, as your Presido wan dey revert to old ways🤦🏽♀️
TapSwap people!!!! Come outside make I see una face wella. So, you sef dey tap tap tap ehn baby? Pelu gbogbo steeze e yen😂😂. Na so I see this guy beside me for bus, e just dey join the club. Na so this boy just dey tap im phone like say the phone get issue😂. I just dey silently pray say make the boy no go tap, miss im bus stop😂😂, because e go pay another money reach im stop and no be TapSwap go reimburse am😂. And you people that are doing auto click, make una phone no go auto spoil😂😂. Anyhow sha, if you’re tapping and you’ve cashed out, shey you will not cut soap for me and show me the way bayii? From a sincerely broke girl😞😂
But on a more serious note, how does this TapSwap thing work? I sabi am, but I no sabi am at the same time. If you can explain it to me in layman terms abeg do so. Everybody is just saying it’s cybersecurity and crypto. Shey you cannot break it down further than that ni? Abi you sef no understand, you jus dey tap?
Goodbyes have to be one of the hardest things to do fr. I’ll be saying a whole lot of them this week and in the coming ones and tbh, I’m not ready. Who do they have to be so harddd?😣😣 I’ve not even started my goodbyes, and my heart already aches badlyyy. I’ve said a lot of goodbyes before, but nothing makes me as scared as I am rn. I think it’s because other people are typically the ones to leave, so I’m used to that. But leaving people? Sheeettt😪. Omo, emotional attachment din good o. Me that’s a tough girl before, I’ll now be crying because I most likely won’t see you again. Chimo!😭😂 Omo, wish me luck o, cos I’ll need a lot of it. Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere yet my luff, I’m still here and I’ll still be writing every damn week😗. Yes, writing to you is one of my best love languages🤭.
One last thing, before I go. Have you watched ‘The Origin: Madam Koi-Koi?’ I watched it with my family yesterday and it’s only God who knows how I didn’t have a nightmare. Though, I think it’s cos of that movie I woke up extra early today🤷🏽♀️. It’s a good watch and I’d rate it 7/10. I’m not a horror movie person, so I was scared 75% of the way😭😂 If you’ve watched it do you think of the movie?
My Oga will soon start calling now to see if I’m still coming to work😒, so unfortunately, I have to go. I cooked and brought food for Oga today sha😗. Jollof rice and nice turkey. Happy Children’s Day to you too sir😗😂
Signing out…
Dami🌹