I may be crazy, don't mind me😙

It's Ed that said it o😶

Wagwan fellas😗? How’ve you beenn?? I hope it rained small at your side too, cos we all needed that breeze yesterday. The rain was a bit too much tho, so I caught a cold😪. Did you watch AMVCA yesterdayyyy?!! What do you think? I have so much thoughts on everything that went on and if I start talking about them, we won’t finish today🤭😂. But RMD tho 🥵🥵. I need to know what he does to keep serving looks. Safe to say, I have a crush on that man😗. If I meet him in real life, I think I’ll just melt🤭😂. Althoughhhhh, I’m really happy that ‘Breath of Life’ won in almost every nominated category. That movie made brain abegggg🤏🏽. Quick question though, what was that nonsense thing IK put on the stage to chase people away?😂😂

And the Met Gala too. God abeg🤲🏽😂😂

In case you missed last week’s letter, here it is. And if you’re just joining us here, welcome😗. Jwis or water?

I love you very much and I’d never want you to make any wrong moves. That’s why I’ve decided to start doing some stuff before you do, so you don’t feel the repercussions. For me sha, repercussion no dey really catch me like that💅🏽. Whatever you do in this life, abeggg don’t order burgers from Sweet Sensation😭. Trust me, I don’t know what I was thinking when I opened Chowdeck and decided that Sweet Sensation would be the one to chop my allowance on Friday😪. So, quick back story, yeah… I was craving fries so bad and I didn’t want to step foot outside, even though a lot of fast food restaurants are pretty close to the house. (I’m not pregnant o😂) That’s how I opened Chowdeck and first clicked on Chicken Republic. I saw Fries and chicken, 6k! Toor😂😂. I cudun laugh o😭😂. I now went back and clicked on Sweet Sensation. As it opened, I saw a 20% off burger and coke something something. Me wey broke before. I kuku added the burger to cart and finished off with fries. Everything together with delivery, 3,500 sha. That’s how I paid o. Mistake number two. Shebi I should have suspected when I saw the burger and coke combo for 1800. I was hungry and broke so you couldn’t blame me🤷🏽‍♀️.

The delivery guy came and dropped off the stuff. It was hottt. Osheyyy🤸🏽‍♀️. That’s how I went inside and opened up, ready to dig in. I dinor see coke☹. Maybe it was a mistake. I sha complained and got a refund. I opened the burger box… the burger was looking somehow😞. I now opened it to see the content😭. God of mercyyy😭. This was burger on a very tight budget fr fr. The lettuce was so little, almost invisible. The cucumber looked like it had been soaked in water for long. The sauces were sparsely spread. And the patty?😭 Shit was hard af😣. It was only the bun that made sense small. Let me turn to goat if I eat their stoopid burger again😒.

I need a little advise plisss 🥹. What do you guys do at weddings?😭 As per attendees o. The last time I attended a wedding was like 2019 or so. E don teyyy and now, I’m totally blank on what goes on at weddings. If you know what to do, pleaseeee dm me abeg. Don’t let me embarrass my self🤲🏽😂😂

Nasboi recently dropped a new song and I know he was referring to mee😭. Once small money enters my account like this, it doesn’t rest 24 hours😪. I spend the first quarter of it on food, and then woefully try to save the rest😂😂. To justify sha, things are getting expensive every day, so I better spend today and not regret tomorrow 🌚😂. I recently got some money and for 12 hours straight, I couldn’t think well😂. I was just analyzing how I’d spend it wisely😪. I eventually spent like one-third on food😂. After analysing my expenses for the past month, I successfully had to delete Chowdeck😭😂😂. Those people were stealing my money and I didn’t notiiceee. In less than a month, I had spent almost 40k on ordering food😑. That explains why my account has been acting like the naira lately. Upandan ni😪. Ah! Omo, it’s time to hone my cooking skills o. Nothing beats homemade food abeg🤲🏽😂😂.

Who will teach me financial discipline like this ehn?😫

Did you hear about the new cybersecurity fee on all transactions? 0.5% because of whatttt?? Me wey be say na only 2kpa dey my account so😂. It’s a very foolish move sha. Why pesin go dey pay cybersecurity fee on each transfer? As how nau? The money isn’t even going to banks o. It’s straight to CBN. CBN go figure themselves out, if not, cash go too full ground. POS people to the rescue again😂😂. But I heard Tinubu is trying to control them sha. Make big daddy do quick abeg🤲🏽.

A lot of people I know listen to only one genre of music. 😂😂Not me sha. My Spotify library is a big jungle fr. I obviously can’t be in the same mood all the time. Most times it’s Afro beats, but when I change moods, I’m switching across literally every genre available. I can’t start a jam and share, cos you gon vex. What do you mean you listen to the same type of music every time? Doesn’t it give you a headache? It’s annoying to me o. Change that bad habit and try other genres today jare😗. You sha don’t eat Jollof rice every day😒

Yes, I listen to Sofia. And so whatttt😗

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I really wish I could stay here a bit longer, but I have to goo😭. Lagos and Monday have prepared for me already. I’ve not prepared for them yettt, and I can’t loose guard o, so I gats prepare wellas.

If I could give days of the week genders, I’d definitely give Monday and Friday, ‘female’. I don’t know why, but it just seems right🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂.

Time to skedaddle my luff😗

Signed…
Dami🌹