Public Holidays or Weekends?
Can you serve me both pleaaaseee🤭🥹?
What do you mean by content creators don’t have time-off for public holidays? Haaa😭😂. Me that public holiday has always been gold to me since primary school. God forbid abeg. I guess that takes content creation off my list of future careers😪😂, because me o, I must feel the time-off effect on public holidays. , and , you people are trying o. Ah😭
I even heard that in countries like the UK or Canada, some days like Eid aren’t set aside as a public holiday. What do you meannnn😭? So I’ll just pray Eid and go about my daily business. You sayyyy?? Maybe I should consider content creation after all. I go jus dey mark my calendar for public holidays🤲🏽😂
This week had to be the best everrr 💅🏽! Or not😪. I only went to work on Mondayyy💃🏽💃🏽. My own weekend started from Tuesday sha🤭 . Tinubu thank youuu🫂😂. I even kept thinking that every day was Saturday 😭😂 cos that’s the only day of the week that I’m typically free. My love, how was your week?? I hope you got the rest you needed and that you partied hard !!! Just in case you over-partied and missed the last letter, here it is.
Eid Mubarak by the wayy💃🏽💃🏽🌹. My Eid was very lovely. I was finally able to take gram-worthy pictures. Don’t think I’ll put it here o. I dinor get Eid money😭😭. But still, my Eid was fantabulous. I was actually able to rest properly unlike last year. I had a critical exam exactly a week after Eid last year😭😂. I no rest on Eid o. As I finished praying Eid like this, pq lo kan😪😂. Grateful for times like this🤲🏽😂
Ps. This one’s gonna be long, so get your buns and zobo ready😗
I really thought that we had got to a point where everyone had this certain level of enlightenment and was no longer ignorant. More so, this particular Ramadan, so many reels were flying around about how females were allowed to eat in public during Ramadan and shouldn’t feel ashamed because they had to attend to nature, innit? That’s how I was eating in the office o, one nice Ramadan morning. People weren’t even around o, just a few.
That’s how this guy now came upstairs to my wing (let’s call him Hakeem) and started complaining that I was eating when people were fasting😒. Hakeem now said that I ought to be eating in secret. Stares is discombobulated confusion😶. And Hakeem is a Muslim o!! I kuku asked him if he wanted to eat😒😂. Smart way to handle the conversation💅🏽.
To my non-Muslim readers, seeing a female eat in the middle of Ramadan is relatively normal. It’s simply because she’s on her period. Simple. No need to ask any further questions and make her feel uncomfortable😗.
Some days, I just wanna break down and cry. But you know what keeps me going? FOOD! Save a girl from crying by buying her food today😗😂.
Nowwwww, I’m sure you’ve kuku heard already, but I’ll still tell you sha. They’ve arrested Mummy of Lagurzz 😂😂. They sentenced shim to 6 months jail term, with no option of fine💔😂. Omo🥲. For me, the funniest part of the entire process was when the judge asked shim for shim’s gender. Shim said, ‘male’ 🤣🤣. Imagine say e yarn ‘female’ sha. Na another matter we for dey yarn like this o😂. Bob abegggg🤲🏽😂😂. By the time he leaves jail ehn, his beards go don resemble Mufti Menk own💔😂.
The few times I enter yellow bus alone, I make sure I never loose guard. What do you mean by you use to sleep inside yellow busss??? God forbiddd😭. When it’s not BRT. Maybe you people are light sleepers sha. But me o, I sleep like a cow with trypanosomiasis. So, if I sleep in yellow bus, they will tiff everything with me, and still take me past my bus stop😭😂. What a wicked world🥲.
My family calls me socially inept, but I like to think myself an ambivert. When I first get to know you, depending on the frequency of times we get to see, I behave very shy and like an introvert. I won’t do pass myself. In fact, if I visit your house, I won’t move past your sitting room sofa😗. I like to give you an amazing impression of me. Also, I’m not much of a friend-making princess so, if you can’t follow up the convo properly the first few times we converse, our friendship’s prolly going nowhere💔. Aside my nuclear family, the rest of my large extended family, thinks me shy🥲. Had it been they knew😂😂
Behttttt, those who’ve been friends with me for a couple of years, know that I’m nothing near shy😂😂. I craze die😗.Hence, I like to think myself an ambivert. I wanna get properly comfortable with you first before you see the real craze😗. There are a few people tho, who I get comfortable with, almost immediately, and show the other side of me first, instead of the irregular, shy me🤭.
I don’t know about you o, but when I build my own house, all the restrooms will have air conditioners o. Maybe not the full-blown big A/Cs. Maybe the small wall ones. But A/C must be there sha. What do you mean by not having A/Cs in the restroom??
Do you want to sweat to death ni??
Sooo, Eid happened this week rightttt, and I enjoyed every bit of eeetttt🤭😂. I prayed, met friends, snap pishur, went to market as usual, but most importantlyyy… I ATEEEE🤭😂😂. Ah, I ate o. Left, right, center, middle, I been wan chop tire guy. I ate with no worriesss, cos I already lost weight in Ramadan o🤲🏽. Of course, every action has a proportionate consequence abi? Ah! I’m financially confused. In layman's terms, I am brokeee😭. But I know you guys will come through for me. Innit😏?
To wrap up the entire Eid Shenanigans, I went for Eid festtt💃🏽. Heeeyyy🤭. Even tho my bank red, I still comot house o😂. The event was very interesting. Fun too. This year’s edition didn’t have as many people as last year, thank God🤲🏽, so I could actually have fun. I even met a friend with whom I had been friends for over 3 years onliiineee🤭. The most important highlight of this event for meee, was the freebiessss. Haaa!! Me that dinor kuku have money before🤭. I got free gala, free Supreme Ice cream, and free cooked, well-garnished indomie. What else could I have asked for againnn🕺🏽🕺🏽😂. I spent just a little over 5k and I had a swell time. Talk about slaying on a budgettt. Althoughhhh, There were some annoying things that happened o.
I was at the event with a couple of friends yeah, and we wanted to try out this indomie spin the wheel thing. At the time we went, the wheel thing hadn’t started, so we had to go back. Later o, two of us now went back to meet them. We now got to their stand finish and wanted to ask if we could play now. The lady there was busy with sumn, so, being the polite ladies we are, we first excused ourselves and greeted. You won’t believe that this humpty dumpty egg of a dunce lady dinor even raise her head, talk more of responding to us. Like say make I deaf am ni sha🥲. We sha left their stand. They should carry their kati kati away jare 😒.
After this one, we now wanted to take pictures by this aesthetically pleasing garden frame. We waited our turn o, not as if we came to bounce those who were there. When it was now our turn to take pictures, see how people were just coming in from nowhere to take their own pictures. Ah. Niboo. They were now even saying we were in their picture. Are you playinggg??? These bouncing picture takers were now even being rude on top. If not that I took my fine girl packaging with me ni, I for don stone of them high heel😒🤭😂.
If you see say I dey squeeze face this week, na so my face be. No question me abeg. Make you no go collect wetin no suppose reach you🤲🏽😂. I love you though🫂😂
This week, don’t let anybody preshur you o. You’re too young for that jare. Even if you’re 50, you’re still too young for pressure 😗. Whatever happens sha, just do what the image says😗.
Signing out to eat Shawarma🤭…
Dami🌹