I love Hookup😗

The one that's done by Oxford ni o😂

I don’t know why the production team at Oxford Biscuits would sit at a round table for hours and then decide to name their new product ‘Hookup.’ I really wanna understand the thought process behind that name o. Wetin una dey think that time abeg?😭😭😂. But the biscuit is okay sha. It’s just the name that’s a tad bit weird. What do I tell aboki when I want to buy the biscuit ehn? I wan buy Hookup o. As how na💔😂😂.

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(Coughs in a bass tone)… Ayooo!! How farrr???? Your week? The sun? Your exams if you’re in school? I’ve been surviving o. Make I just dey push dey go. I know that someday, that stupid light at the end of the tunnel will shine. I understand you’ve been busy, and may have missed my letters. You can read the older letters here and last week’s here 👇🏽

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You know Pepsi, or in fact, any soft drink isn’t really good for the body right? In the long run, buildup can lead to diabetes or kidney diseases. You also know that cigarettes lead to lung cancer right? Now imagine combining these two hazardous things. Nice death trap ba? I saw an amazing Lagosian combining these two. L’osan awe😂😂. Ah! Kidney + lung cancers 🤝🏽. I no even fit talk say na Tinubu cause am sef, cos why you go dey chop disease with your full chest?

Big smoke pelu tobacco 🚬😂

My fellow dear Muslims. E ku ipalemo Eidi o. Sha don’t forget my Eid gift. If you dooooo… O ma wa bloody gan o🙂🔪. To give you an idea of what I’d like, here’s my very short list.

• Moneyy🤭

• I’m starting photography, so I’d like a camera too😗

• A new phone. That buns-eating woman already made comments😒🥱

• And any other thing nice😂

C’ est fini 😗

I’ve been volunteering in the past few months and in the spirit of that, I attended some outreaches with LFBI on Friday and Saturday. Mannnn, there’s poverty in the land o. High-level poverty, I tell you.

The Lagos Food Bank Initiative (LFBI) is an NGO that seeks to tackle malnutrition and food insecurity in Nigeria. You can register here if you’d like to volunteer with the food bank. Friday’s program was so, so stressful. As I got home, I only had banana bread from kob_cakes and coke for Iftar. I was so tired ehn. The way our people fight for basic amenities just shows me how much the system has depreciated and how things are getting worse despite the seemingly growing economy🤦🏽‍♀️.

So, my laptop spoilt🙂😭. Heartbroken is just a way to mince words. I want to waiiillll😭😭😭. It’s not even me that spoilt it o. So much for kind-heartedness 😪. Send me money for another one😗😭.

Most importantlyyyy, my sister and many of my friends are starting exams next week. After you like and share this letter, make sure you pray for them too😗. If you don’t… 🔪🙂. I luff youuu 🫂🫂. Mmuah😗.

My tummy is paining me, but I feel like eating cake😂😭. They said we only live life once nah😪.

Enjoy yourself this week and make sure you party hard. You sef don try for your self amid this hardship. But not too hard o🤲🏽😂

I hope you’ve enjoyed my letters so far. Writing to you is very therapeutic and I’ve fallen in love with it 🫶.

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Signing out to iron my Eid ankara🤭😂…
Dami 🌹